I bet it’s crazy hard to do the YMCA dance in Chinese…

So I read this book about a camping trip, It was really intents… I’ll see myself out.

5 and I are playing “guess the number I’m thinking of” with no limits and no clues. He’s guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!

When stoves die… they go to hoven. I’m^so^sorry

Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing? One cannoli guess.

Solid Snake is hiding in the shadows what time is it? Time for you to get a watch.

I pick and choose the traffic laws I’ll follow.

You guys have been the worst hostages I’ve ever used, hands down. *everyone lowers their hands* GODDAMN IT!!

Let’s get this out of the way now. Next Wednesday, the date will be 12-12-12. Happy?

Marriage equality AND marijuana laws passed? Now we know what Leviticus really meant by “A man who layeth with another man must be stoned.”