If we all end up going to jail for downloading music…… I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island. 1) Check spelling. 2) If correct, enjoy.

What do you call a girl with one leg. Eileen.

I looked up “cock” in the dictionary… It says “the male of the domestic fowl or chicken”. That’s all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken.

If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.

Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?

i need to get something off my chest *takes off my nipple*

A murder A man walks into a crowded bar, pulls out a knife, and murders another man. Then he walked out. * I bet you laughed, this joke is a *killer*

How much does a moil get paid for circumcision? Ninety-nine dollars plus tips.

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