Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding

Who was the greatest prostitute of all time? Ms. Pacman. for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died

What pop star has the biggest nipples? Areola Grande

You don’t understand how hard it is to play Dungeons & Dragons when your dragon is gay, fabulous and always protesting violence. It’s hard.

Why do doctors slap babies’ butts right after they’re born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Reddit’s future

Where does a cow go to watch a film? The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

A grand jury is made up of a cross-section of the community. I ride the train w/the cross-section & it’s mostly people peeing on the floor.

I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking…

6: can i have ice cream? Me: ur room clean? 6: if I clean it can I have ice cream? M: sure 6:*looks at room* thats ok I dont need ice cream