My friend is scared of the homeless people he sees on the streets. I told him to stop being hobophobic.

What do moths study at school? Mothmatics

‘I can’t find my dollar bill’ Jane sobbed. ‘Don’t worry’ her Counselor said. ‘A dollar doesn’t go very far today.’

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common? Nether of them have a pop.

Did you hear about the suicide bombing camp? I heard it was a blast.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? ‘No idea…..’ ‘What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?’ ‘Still no idea…….’ My all time favourites 🙂

What did one pig say to the other? Let’s be pen pals!

How is a women and peanut butter the same? It takes a lot of coaxing to get them to spread when they’re cold

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them? They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much? Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn’t enough.