Thinking about getting a nutritional value label tattooed on my inner thigh.

What’s a pirate’s favorite digital image format? tARRRRRGa

“Hitler, no Hitlering!” said Dora. But it was too late.

what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious

“Hey, how was that sheep pussy?” Not Baaaaaaaad

Waitress: would you like another drink? Me: Are you new?

Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!

Im not your friend, buddy

“are you sure these x-rays are safe?” [doctor 12 feet away behind a lead wall] you’re fine

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son.