Someone gave me a star as a gift. I’m planning on sprucing it up with some planets and asteroids and using it as a summer vacation spot.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues? He ran out of cocaine.

There should be more than one kind of handicapped parking placard. “I have no legs” and “My knees gave out at 350 lbs” aren’t the same.

Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change. jeb!

Why can Stephen Hawking only do one liners Because he can’t do stand ups

Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me. If I founded reddit I’d be searching for better servers too.

What do you call Abe Lincoln having sex? The emancipator-procreator.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

This guy.. igg.me/at/bustofabney Why is this a thing??