What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach? Carmen Sandy Eggo

Why’d the chicken cross the road? To get to the retards house. **knock knock

Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !

I’d be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!

North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke

I never knew Godwin’s law was in the English Oxford dictionary.. What a bunch of language fascists. edited: grammar Nazis

After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind

Why does Hellen Keller use two hands for masturbation? One to masturbate, one to moan.

I bought a book on capitalism… but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was attached to my bumper…