My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten.

I’m so torn on circumcision. I mean, you’re either foreskin or against it.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.

A guy walks into a bar…. he gets a concussion and dies soon after in the hospital.

Do you know why only half of the women on earth will experience a real orgasm during their lifetime? There’s only 30 millions of Frenchmen on earth.

I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. … …. It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes.

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going? It’s tiring.

How come “you’re a peach” is a complement but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?

Nurse: Your name, please? Me: Dr. Feelgood. Nurse: … Me: … Nurse: You’re not a Dr. are you? Me: No, I won’t make you feel good, either.

What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabaghoul