Did you know the right Woman can make you a Millionaire? You just have to start as a billionaire.

My friend’s mouth and tongue were blistering and burning after eating tacos last night… serves him right! I told him not to eat Mexican.

My sister-in-law has step-children and that’s awful, why won’t she use regular stairs like everyone else

How do chickens connect online? faceBAWK!

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach

The baby Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, “I’m so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this…” “Don’t worry Steve, it’s not your fault.”

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys

Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales.

I will say something deep. I built a robot that digs. Deep.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.