Hey Joe, don’t think we can use this ad. Why not? We’re roofers. Yes, but “Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed” seems extreme.

Did you hear about the french TV show Did you hear about the french TV chat show that only airs on a thursday? Richard and Jeudi

What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?

It’s gonna be a long day. I can wait to get home and curl up with a good Internet.

What did the stamp say to the letter? Lick my ass and I’ll take you places you’ve never been before.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly

“How is this grilling you?” – mom’s 44th question

What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!

What should you do if you’re being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!

What is cheese’s favorite music genre? R and Brie