I’ve been dying to see Age of Ultron But then I just googled “How old is Ultron” and found out he’s 47. Saved me $10.

My satellite navigation told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can’t picture what that would be like.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium ‘the medical elements’? Because, if you can’t ‘helium’ or ‘curium’, you ‘BARIUM’!

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish

If the dove is the bird of peace, what’s the bird of true love? The swallow.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

what do you call a 5 man group all asians and makes gay music k-pop!

A man is setting his password to “mypenis” Error: Not long enough

I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too.