Cyber Monday! a/s/l?

What would you order… From a menstruating ice cream scooper in Ireland? Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” *sighs* “Because I’m a sweater” “BECAUSE YOUR A SWE- hehe yeah that’s weird but no. Tail light’s out.”

What’s the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces.

What did God say when he made the first black man? “Damn, I burnt one.”

It’s raining cats and dogs… I hope I don’t step in a Poodle!

Why did the blind lady fall into a well? Because she couldn’t see that well. *crickets, crickets*

This is gonna be a really long one. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee

The Australian border patrol is so good… they even stop the good internet from reaching Australia.