want to hear my limousine joke na its too long

Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank.

What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Why don’t you say grace when eating Chinese food? Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn’t know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis

How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

I don’t usually cry from onions, but this one’s story is so inspirational.

I saw an oldman get hit by a car. He didn’t hear me say “look out!” Because I didn’t say anything.

What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite

Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.