With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church

What piece of furniture can you always trust? A Reputable.

Do you know how to tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife’s clothing.

Did you all hear about the Cold Air Balloon? It didn’t really take off

Boss asked if I was ready for more responsibility. I’m eating around a sticker on an apple cause I’m too lazy to peel it off so I guess no.

What is green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s fingers

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Its ok, They’re awake now

I remember 2016 Like it was just yesterday

What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow