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We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it’s stealing.

Why did 7 8 9? …Fuck

Yes I read reddit on the toilet I do it for shits and giggles

How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?

Have some self confidence Mexican restaurants. Take that hamburger off the menu.

I used to be into infantalism… I eventually grew out of it.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take… -Lee Harvey Oswald

the latest news from the boston bombing authorities think it was race related.

Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible