When it comes to sex. No means yes. and yes? that means anal.

What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The “Naughtsy”

What’s the most environmentally friendly subreddit? r/Jokes. Everything there is recycled, including this post.

I’ve been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven’t taken the hint. It’s just awkward now…

I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you’re swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Why aren’t the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps? Black people can’t swim.

My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We’re a lot closer now.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender!

I had a harder childhood than most. My parents didn’t send me to a therapist, they sent me to a theanalrapist.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.