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I just got a great deal on a Flesh Light… Craigslist is the best!

A guy calls his boss and asks him: Guy: What’s the difference between this morning and your daughter? Boss: I don’t know. Guy: I’m not coming in this morning!

These pants fit like a cheap hotel… No ballroom.

Put that down you fat piece of sh*t’ the title of the dieting book I’m writing.

You’re mom is so poor… that if someone gave her the finger. She’d say thank you.

Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says “I don’t have any.. I’m traveling light.”

What do you call the state of having confidence? I’m sorry, it’s confidential.

Do you ever take a bunch of pills, forget that you took a bunch of pills, take a bunch more pills, and then die? I know. Me TOO.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? “Breathe damn it, breathe!”