Knock Knock Who’s there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets – I think your keys are there !s

It is so much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship.

Now we’re going to say some shit to scare old people. -the local news

I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times.

Why did the black man wipe his ass? Niggers and poo are the same thing!!!!!

How was the red sea made? Over a very long period.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling

My wife is enjoying the attention I’ve been giving her lately & though painting a phone on her face is inconvenient, it’s saved our marriage

Do you know what a pirates favorite letter is? ( read before down vote you may be surprised) Well you think it be the rrrrrr’s, but it be the cccc’s.!

Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December I guess you could say Santa came early this year.