One thing won’t change for Jared Fogle while in prison He will still be eating 6″ to 12″ daily.

Why women fail at saving money? Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom…

A photon checks into a hotel… And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”

When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it’s a snaccident.

Why are turds tapered? So your asshole doesn’t slam shut.

YouTube is the nicest company ever… They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them.

People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven’t you heard of moving?

Let me put on my thinking cap hmmm… all I’m coming up with is “I’m a sentient garment my very existence is a horror kill me now”.

Best gaming joke ever.. ..Riot match making

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them..