Sorry if you don’t like my Honesty. But to be fair I don’t like your f*cking Lies

What’s the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew sits at the back of the oven.

A baby Seal A baby seal walks into a club.

What’s the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad still sucks dick.

Why did John Snow get an iPhone? For the watch.

I periodically tell chemistry jokes But usually there is no reaction. Probably people are just too noble.

Dating black girls is the best When you go over to their house, you never have to worry about meeting their dads

A man using apple maps walks into a bar.. ..or maybe it was a church or a grocery store or something

Did I tell you that my girlfriend has the flu? Yeah, basically.

A haunted house would be pretty scary if it was filled with light switches that accidentally turned on the garbage disposal.