Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

My doctor accidentally mixed my Viagra with laxitives I didn’t know whether I was coming or going!

What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!!

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink

What do composers prepare their ingredients on? A Chopin board

How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots

Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize.

When I’m drinking don’t worry about taking my car keys. Just hide my phone.

Knock Knock Fuck Donald Trump

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.