What do you call a Polish dancer? A stripper

A ghost walks into a bar… For the boos

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep? Zippity Bop, Puddin’ pop!

“What would be your main strength?” Well, I can communicate with animals… “Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?” They can’t understand me.

North Korea’s ability to go through with its threats are as poor as the punchline of this joke.

Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

What mythical creature is the most bloody? A hemogoblin!

BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!

2yo’s favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme.