Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter if he wasn’t making movies all the time.

What is 32% black, 45% white… …gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night? Chicago.

You now that fucker that always needs to have the last word? He is called Edit.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? “That’s not funny.”

I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)

Sorry 2015, but I just got out of a year-long relationship with 2014 and I’m not looking for anything serious right now.

What’s the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister? One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji…

Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with ’80s teen idol Tiffany.

HI, I’M STEVE’S CAPS LOCK KEY, AND I’D LIKE TO MEET OTHER CAPS LOCKS KEYS. I’M INTERESTED IN BOATING AND HIKING.