what do you call a asian with one leg i lean

Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch.

What’s the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It’s counterproductive

”Daddy, i’m gonna shoot Bacon out of the sky” ”Yeah, when pigs fly”

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name address and blood group.

An Irishman walks out of a bar . . .

I prefer shampoo to the real thing.

I before E except after C and In old Mcdonnald had a farm.

my shower thoughts kept getting deeper and deeper and deeper… then i realized it was because i had the drain-plug in.