What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.

Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I’m back in the closet.

TIL the Hebrews were betrayed and captured by the Egyptians after walking through the Red Sea The event was named “Moses’ double cross”.

Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I’m going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out.

*lights a joint* Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!

My sexuality is like classic literature. There’s not really any action, and most people are just confused by it.

Guy exposes himself with a boner and is arrested. How did he get off? It wouldn’t stand up in court

How are a piano and a squirrel alike? They both aren’t artichokes

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says How do you drive this thing

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women? Mace.