What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? A farmer

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The Bucket

My husband’s safe word is ‘CRAMP!’

Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Knock knock. Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you’d never forget!

Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had

“Oh, look! She’s drinking vodka, let’s kill her!” – Spiral staircases

Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0k

The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years!

one of the last times I got really mad was in a parking lot when a single clown got out of an enormous van