Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that’s where most accidents happend!

why did double and triple dog dares go of out style. it’s win-win. you either see your friends do stupid things or you win two to three dogs

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis. I mean ladder, one to hold the ladder.

Most offensive joke I know Why are dollars green? Because jews collect them before they ripen.

A nigger a spic and an arab walk into a bar. The arab blows them all up.

*flips coin* “Head or tail?” Her: That’s not how this works!

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose

Getting my dad some strong aftershave and a cigarette lighter for Christmas. Can’t wait to see his face light up.

Damn girl, you give people cancer. Because you’re shining like the sun.

What’s the difference between the Leafs and a Pornstar? They both get fucked. They both get paid. But only one of them really enjoys it.