Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds.

There are two types of people in the world… Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data

What do you call a deaf lesbian? Earmuff

LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don’t worry! Just call the NSA, they’ll have have all your information backed up

How much does a German weigh? Teutons.

I am going to tell my friends… That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart…then not show up.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave? Because they don’t like conventional ovens.

In Victoria Secret shop… sir can i help you? yes…does this come in children sizes?

Why couldn’t Miss Piggy count to 70? She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?………….Phil Ming