It’s kind of obvious why Western countries don’t eat cat Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?

Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany

hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat

Where do adolescent gangsters go? The childhood

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair. ^sorry

What’s the first thing you install on a new computer? The operating system

there’s a jehovah’s witness dressed up as a cop who keeps banging on my door, haha nice try buddy

My father’s sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial.

Surely these children should be in bed by now? – me, anytime after 4pm

What’s a baby’s favorite type of tea? Tit-tea