How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!

I finally got Tinder … and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire

What did Stalin say to all the thousands of people he killed? Crimea river

Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he’s covering a lot of ground.

I like my slaves like I like my coffee… Free

Well, just got a job at the guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there now.

If I had a penny… …for every time people screwed up their punchline. I’d be one penny richer now.

what do you call a gathering of nuns a convent-tion

I like …. Every knows I like my kids the way I like farmed chicken Caged I like my kids the way I like my wine 7 years old and in my basement Post some good ones in the comments

Do hesitant people order sparagus?