So why don’t Southern Belles attend orgies any more? Too many thank-you notes to write

Knock knock. – Who is there? A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn’t like it

Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel

I’d like to tell a Whitney Houston joke… … but then I realized that It’s Not right, But It’s Okay

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars? For proper gander purposes.

He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife

Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18. You’ll be fine.

An elephant joke… What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o’ room.

how is Duct Tape like The Force? It has a Dark side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.