84% of Schools Scored Below Average on SATs First person who gets this joke will be upvoted.

Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not “content creator”?

Racist Jokes are all the same Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.

[Lawyer] “I can’t stress this enough. You cannot plead that you’re a wizard ok?” “ok” [Later in court] “I plead that im a wizard your honor”

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Tyson.

So then I said, “Spit on it first, then see if it’ll fit.” …And that’s why my wife no longer allows me to help our son with puzzles.

What’s the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.

My dad once said ‘why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids and not the other way around?’ I still laugh…

Yo mama’s so fat… …when she died, she had to be preserved in formalda-wide. She then had to be whipped creamated. If she wasn’t, they would have had to given her an open-graveyard funeral.

I’m old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells “which one am I?” every 30 seconds.