What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory? Two test tickles

In what situation would you need Nancy to come out of the ground? in an emergenancy

What’s heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers. because you have the weight of the feathers and you have to carry around the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

[Turing Test] Tester: Let’s start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol

Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same? They both want to crack open a cold one.

I plan on starting a geek rap band… I think I’ll call it Run-D.L.L.

Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That’s so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop

Nothing says “I love you” like my cat aggressively bathing herself immediately after I pet her.

Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe.