Short Jokes
“Johnny Depp looks good in that outfit!” “That’s Diane Keaton.”
“Johnny Depp looks good in that outfit!” “That’s Diane Keaton.”
What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist.
What did the mortician say to the corpse? We’re gonna need more lube.
So i went to my first fight club gathering I arrived a little late, so i did not catch the first part, but i had a great time. I recommend it to everybody.
Want to hear a joke about /r/science ? [Deleted]
What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller? A Ferris Wheel.
these raccoons are a bad influence on me
Where do the happy people of Baltimore live? In a merry land.
Hear about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old…
MOM: putting him in sports was a bad idea DAD: yup ME (in right field wearing my cup on my face): hey coach look at me I’m Bane lol