What do you call four bees?? ….Be-fore

So my friend gave me half a pie… So i said, “No that’s one pi”

My dad told me “Son if you don’t stop masturbating you’ll go blind” I told him “Dad I’m over here”

This Christmas I got a new car for my wife. I thought it was a great trade.

Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.

What did the Eskimo lady ask her husband when they were having sex? Are you even Inuit?

What did the doctor say to the angry midget? “I’m going to ask you to be a little patient.”

Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young.

What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone

Usually, the one you want, is the one you can’t have.