What do you call a door only prostitutes use ? Hodor

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? “I just need some space.”

If your kid complains about how bored they are during winter break put a cape on them and say, “Now you’re super bored!” and then fly away.

Babe Ruth Walks Into a Bar Bartender says “Why the Long Balls?

Why does the police officer get up early in the morning? To beat the crowds.

I have a nice body. It’s out in the trunk.

If you don’t boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?

I give this cheese an “A” I grated it myself

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him back to Mexico

What is Donald Trump’s favorite holiday? Cinco De Porto!