A fool guy A man ask another what’s you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa.

A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds.

Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” “Annie.” “Annie who?” “Annie body home?”

Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self? A Cellfie

It’s hard for me to believe that the new Star Wars trailer has already been seen millions of times. How do they even know where it’s parked?

Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It’s unusual for a woman to use a gun but… …Guys Do It All The Time.

Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers.

Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic? He lay awake at night wondering if there’s a Dog.

Poker never works well in Africa Ethiopians always eat the chips