What do you call a wooden spoon in the bedroom A weapon of ass destruction

Spent all last night mouthing words to my dog to try and convince him that he’d gone deaf.

I’m badman! bad to whom? whoman!

A joke told by the mods of this sub. “Long”

Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe… It’s fucking close to water

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke

What’s the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping.

It’s not really ‘fast food’ if fat people can catch it.

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.