30 wolves 28 sheep how many did not 10

What is a Nuclear Physicist’s favorite Genesis song? “Land of Cold-Fusion”.

Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day… …and when Lucy saw him she said “I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts.”

What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A Padajuan

What’s the most dangerous place in an Excel file? C4

Next time you’re having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they’re trying to do a push-up.

Q: Why are elephants gray? A: So you don’t get them confused with blueberries.

Constantly saying “I don’t care about sports” is a form of caring about sports

How guys wake up In the morning Brain: “Oh f*ck.” Body: “Don’t get up.” Dick: “THIS IS SPARTAA!!!”

What did the hooker say in the shower after a long day at work? That was a huge load off my back