An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either.

An illegal immigrant and a pedophile got into a fight… It was the real life version of Alien vs Predator

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !

You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people.

Why can’t people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can’t handle stares.

Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.

I got sacked from the dodgems. I’m going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal.

How do you call fish with no eyes fsh

For all you Engineers out there; A statically indeterminate beam walks into a bar, the bartender asks: “What do you want?” The beam replies: “Oh, just give me a moment.”

WALKING DEAD JOKE (Harsh) I was going to say a compliment about beth but i’m afraid it would go strait to her head.