What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick? Nah brah, tadah brah!

The downside of studying law: you think a lawsuit is the solution to all problems. *resists from threatening Dominos for not giving oregano*

When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.

Sometimes it seems like Anthony Weiner doesn’t even have a sense of Huma.

Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it’s easier than running from Law Enforcement

The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.

What’s the difference between a good joke and a woman? The good joke doesn’t get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Conjunctivitis.com Now there’s a site for sore eyes.

How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can wear your wife’s clothes.