What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind!

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin

Considering I’m broke, I wonder if she’ll let me be her sugar-free daddy.

I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister’s daughter. It was a real niece lapper.

I drink because I care. About me. And drinks.

Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet.

What do you call a popular joke on reddit a repost

Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) A: They don’t have balls to scratch!!

When is a door a container? When it is ajar!

Whoever decided to use pantyhose as a bank robbing disguise must have had one hell of a speech to convince his buds to follow along.