A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can’t read big words.

An Indian diabetic wasn’t following his diet… You could say that he was naan-compliant.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Is this a joke?”

“Welcome to the jungle” Thanks. “We’ve got fun and games” Cool. “You’re in the jungle” We’ve established this “You’re gonna die!” Wait what?

Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back with the rest of it’s little Lego friends.

Q: “Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?” A: “Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy”

Why did the devil buy so many shoes? He wanted their soles.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like? Its a life of pain

They said I’d have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I’m REALLY into frogs.

4yo: What happened to the fish? Me: It drowned. 4yo: … Me: … 4yo: … Me: … 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.