How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

My Saturday was going pretty well… Until I realised it was Sunday

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky? He looked a little blue

Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie’s weed? Under the soap.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice? “Know your roll!”

I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself. No fence. Nun taken.

Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice

What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives? A bomb in a bull snowman.

What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan