What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

how do you mathematically describe the tempo of global warming? Al Gore Rhythm

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh…..it’s fine. Forget about it. Seriously don’t worry about it. I’m fine sitting here in the dark.

“Maybe connect two monocles together? Pretty good idea. I have to write this down.” – the guy that invented the pen

Law of attraction to females If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond… By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up.

What do you call a dog that doesn’t eat meat? A vegiterrier!

Gay jokes aren’t funny Cum on guys

What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate.