The one thing that all women find attractive …a man who doesn’t fall for clickbait

Hey, strippers named “Elantra”. It’s too late to grow some self respect but at least read Car and Driver before picking a name.

If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they’d make those tube things like 5 feet long.

If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell “what about the baby!” You’ll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes

Tower: Shamu two-two please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok let’s see… I think Tuesday would be nice…

i had an asthma attack with all that wheezing you would of thought i would have heard them hiding

So my new Quantum Computer finally arrived today… …inside the box, all I found was a dead cat 🙁

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf.

What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed They were marooned

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !