What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce milk? An udder failure

2 Part Fish Joke What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam. What did the fish’s friend say when he ran into the wall? Dumb Bass

I can odd. But I can’t even.

Which Spanish superhero has three wives? Amor-Man

A man walks into a bar He says “ouch!”

What’s the difference between my porn stash and Call of Duty? One is full of screaming 10 year old boys and the other is Call of Duty.

What is the meaning of trust? A cannibal giving you a blowjob

After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless.

[phone rings in 1984] “Eric get the phone” Hello? “Tell em I’m not home.” She’s not home. “Ask who it is.” My mom wants to know who this is.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can’t deny that their comment was the parent.