Math jokes never work on me I have trouble differentiating them. They aren’t an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don’t add up.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Sorry, I’m out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible.

I’m Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure

On a scale of 1 to 10 How old is your girlfriend?

Can we please stop with the holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off the guard tower.

How long is a 0 or 1? Just a little bit.

Ikea Meatballs There certainly a sweDISH

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snow Balls

Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he’ll be Bach.