Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death.

What is the difference between jelly and jam? (NSFW) I can’t jelly my cock down your mothers throat…

I bet all this shit started because someone told Trump he couldn’t be president and Trump said “hold my beer, watch this”

What does Sean Connery say when he has to go number 2? “I’ve got a shituation”

How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One… I mean, they aren’t fucking retarded.

Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don’t you see if you’ve got 3 condoms.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved

How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you.

I got picked on in Highschool: I was cut from the football team & failed the cheerleading tryouts on the same day they fired me as principal

I am glad … that everyone reading this is on the same page.