Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

It’s amazing how much us guys complain about women and then we fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth.

What do you call a cow’s mate? Its significant *udder*.

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?

My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)

Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him? No hard feelings.

What does a two-headed cat say?? Weow!

I bought a bowflex, it’s very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?

You think you know all about fractions… But you don’t know the half of it.